Black Is The New Black.

I like to wear black. So what?

First Drink.

This happened about seven years ago. It's funny to see someone who has never had a drink think he can handle an entire bottle of Peppermint Schnapps. And handle it, he didn't.

Man's Best Friend.

Let's not misconstrue this. The best friend I'm talking about is the alcohol, not Jennifer bringing me the alcohol. With that said, I likes me booze. A little too much.

Split Personality.

I can be this way sometimes. Scary, ain't it?

Fight Night.

Fight Night Round 3 on Xbox Live. We're both addicted to it and play every single day. Even when it pisses us off. Damn cheaters.

Search Engines.

Never tell a woman with hormonal issues to Google.

Scientific Research.

....Not much to add here. Heh.