Black Is The New Black.

I like to wear black. So what?

First Drink.

This happened about seven years ago. It's funny to see someone who has never had a drink think he can handle an entire bottle of Peppermint Schnapps. And handle it, he didn't.

Man's Best Friend.

Let's not misconstrue this. The best friend I'm talking about is the alcohol, not Jennifer bringing me the alcohol. With that said, I likes me booze. A little too much.

Split Personality.

I can be this way sometimes. Scary, ain't it?

Fight Night.

Fight Night Round 3 on Xbox Live. We're both addicted to it and play every single day. Even when it pisses us off. Damn cheaters.

Search Engines.

Never tell a woman with hormonal issues to Google.

Scientific Research.

....Not much to add here. Heh.

Anatomy of a Relationship.

Sometimes I just need some time alone. I'm pretty sure I look like a horses ass when I'm trying to explain it to her too.

Smothered chicken.

I think we've all felt like this at one point or another. But it usually passes. Or we are afraid to say anything.

Aftermath.

Things got a little eenteresting at Chris's that night. He attempted some drunken moves on Jennifer, even trying to kiss her. I guess alcohol is stronger than a friendship since we were kids. Dumbass.

Girls Night Out 3.

Ysee, I used to live with Chris, in his house a few miles away. He kicked me out a year later. Jennifer would come over and we would hang out. Chris got into steroids at some point, trying to not look like Pee Wee Herman.

Girls Night Out 2.

Aaand the fun begins. She and her friends met Chris at a bar called Sluggers. I do believe he had already had a drink or two in em. That probably explains why he was wearing a Biggie shirt. Some people.

Girls Night Out.

My girlfriend Jennifer decided to help out a "friend" of mine I used to live with by trying to set him up with a chick. Turns out she didn't know the girl was already taken, but she wanted to take him with her and her coworkers to a bar in town anyway to see what would happen. Watch. Learn.